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Laws to Live By

Laws to Live By

~ If you dance with a grizzly bear, you had better let him lead.

~ When putting cheese in a mousetrap, always leave room for the mouse.

~ Never get into fights with ugly people; they have nothing to lose.

~ When you starve with a tiger, the tiger starves last.

~ Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn’t have to do it himself.

~ Whatever hits the fan will not be evenly distributed.

~ People are always available for work in the past tense.

~ In any organization, there is one person who knows what is going on. That person must be fired.

~ The first myth of management is that it exists.

~ For every action, there is an equal and opposite government program.
(from Pastor Tim’s “PearlyGate List”)

By Rodney

I am happily married to Andrea and we have 2 beautiful children who look like their mother. Reilly and Allison.

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